You dream about 9ft blue women when you was 16
And they were naked, too!!!!!! 
My best dream was fighting a black knight with breathing problems to save my teacher on a space ship shaped like a golf ball. All I had was a glow wand, a robot which look like a trash can (the stupid thing could only whistle at me) and a bunch of oversized teddy bears who thought it was ok to poke armored troops with sticks.
Hmmm!!! You obviously needed to get out more. Yeah, I know, there's not many places in Launceston to go, but I've seen some 'sights' going in and out of the Saloon on Charles St. Trouble is there, some of that is the stuff of nightmares.
You could never make a movie out of it.
I dunno 'bout that! In the hands of Tim Burton, it could become a cult classic. 
Never mind, Avatar II 'll be great inspiration for you. 