Thank you for your support DMC Rapier. In all seriousness, what you propose may not be too far-fetched; I'm a native Detroiter and I only live 11 miles away from Stardock's HQ.
I think it would be great to work as an in-house attorney, gaming community liaison, online multiplayer advisor, and general game design advisor for a company whose approach to game publication and distribution I respect. I'm licensed to practice law in two states (bet you didn't know that) so if I picked up a Michigan law license I could also serve as a general counsel, perhaps specializing in intellectual property issues.