*Police responded to the 4700 block of such and such Road to a complaint that items had been stolen from a campsite. A man and his wife who had left the site for about 1 1/2 hours said that while they were gone a case and a half of beer, two bags of Crunch n' Munch and five cans of Grizzly chewing tobacco were stolen. No one had been spotted near the campsite.
Nobody was spotted... but there's a drunken bear getting around the woods who is 'crunching and munching profusely... while drooling oodles of brownly/blackened saliva everywhere.
Hmmm, I wonder if they'll have a wildlife endangerment case to answer... for introducing a wild animal to tobacco products.
