Well my friends, in this economic crisis, only a better understanding of corporate world and its problems is the saviour. We must do something from our side too, to save the world economy. Thats why folks We should team up to combat the misery.

Understanding the corporate sector is not an easy task. Because often,  the specialist languages are used to preserve the secrets that is why....

In the first step I am introducing yoy some of the corporate terms.....with their figurative meaning....

They will help you frequently......

Competitive salary:

We remain competitive by paying less than our competitors.

Join our fast-paced company:

We have no time to train you.

Casual Work Atmosphere:

We don’t pay enough to expect that you’ll dress up-well, a couple of the real daring guys wear earrings.

Must be deadline oriented:

You’ll be six months behind schedule on your first day.

Some overtimes required:

Some time each night and some time each weekend.

Duties will vary:

Anyone in the office can boss you around.

Must have an eye for detail:

We have no quality control.

Career-minded:

Female Applicants must be childless (and remain that way).

Apply in person:

If you’re old, fat or ugly you’ll be told the position has been filled.

No phone calls please:

We’ve filled the job, our call for resumes is just a legal formality.

Seeking candidates with a wide variety of experience:

You’ll need it to replace three people who just left.

Problem-solving skills a must:

You’re walking into a company in perpetual chaos.

Requires team leadership skills:

You?ll have the responsibilities of a manager, without the pay or respect.

Good communication skills:

Management communicates, you, figure out what they want and do.

I am extremely adept at all manner of office organization:

I’ve used Microsoft Office.

I am honest, hardworking and dependable:

I pilfer office supplies.

My pertinent work experience includes:

I hope you don?t ask me about all the McJobs I?ve had.

I take pride in my work:

I blame others for my mistakes.

I am personable:

I give lots of unsolicited personal advice to co- workers.

I am extremely professional:

I carry a Day-Timer.

I am adaptable:

I’ve changed jobs a lot.

I am on the go:

I’m never at my desk.

By looking over the above phrases, you would be quite acquainted to understand any corporate statements..

ie you can grasp what message the companies' promises convey to you... you can decide whether to invest in their shares or not etc etc...

Good Luck