"If somebody has a bad heart, they can plug this jack in at night as they go to bed and it will monitor their heart throughout the night. And the next morning, when they wake up dead, there'll be a record
The patient can then take it to his or her doctor, who will examine it to determine whether or not it was a cardiac arrest or a bad case of angina... why even a severe case of indigestion can cause very similar symptoms, so please, if you think you've woken up dead, take your monitor results to your doctor immediately."
--Mark S. Fowler, FCC Chairman
And this one really gets me....
'Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life,'
-- Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for federal anti-smoking campaign .
She's too vague and doesn't explain which important part. That's the trouble these days, when celebrities champion a cause but skin over the details because they're celebrityness, hair and makeup. I mean, I wanna know what damned important part it is, Brooke.....
