New amazing idea based off the sins universe: SIMS OF A SOLAR EMPIRE!

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Imagine it if you will!

SIMS OF A SOLAR EMPIRE.  The greatest idea known to dogs.  It would be their greatest gift, if they weren't busy giving us great gifts in our backyards!

While your at war you must raise your captain from birth.  Will you make him romantic, family oriented, it's all what you want out of a war game.

Diplomacy is known as Woohoo.  Don't ask how this happens, just hope what you did doesn't spawn some strange alien race........

To build technology you must keeps your sims happy, otherwise they'll piss in their pants on the warship and not even the aliens will like them.

Do keep in mind your captain dies before anyone else, due to you playing him more often.  Then you gotta find a new captain to keep needs high, while your opponents are actually competent and shooting you with tons of missiles.

Get Sims of a Solar Empire today, so you can experience the joys of pissing in your pants on a Spacecraft!

(Please tell me this one is better)

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Reply #1 from Stardock Forums Top
So, no one thinks this could be so big it would kill off Al Gore?
Reply #2 from Sins Forums Top
I'd rather build a large cannon and shoot myself into the sun than play that game.
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Reply #3 from Sins Forums Top
How about Sims of a Solar Battlecruiser 30K. Extremely realistic game where you have to take care of your capital ship crew in a poorly designed eliteist game moduel that goes on at the same time you are suposed to be piloting your ship and commanding ground forces in a horrible FPS moduel that is less fun to play than Wolf 3d and 50 times harder! Then when you suggest on the forums that they could improve their game slightly by using the wolf 3d engine the lead designer, lets call him Berek Snart, bans your CD key from the forums and causes your CD to burn in the drive with his remote control com-sat system.

As far as killing off Al Gore, why would you want to kill the father of the internets?
Reply #4 from Stardock Forums Top
That would be no good. DO NOT BASH EA's next big game. EA has always wanted to kill off Al Gore, and now they can!
Reply #5 from Sins Forums Top
What does EA have to do with this?
Reply #6 from Stardock Forums Top
Because they haven't bought out a company in the last two days, and this is all their internal teams can come up with  ;p 
Reply #7 from Sins Forums Top
what about Spore ? Its kind of like what you're saying and it was created by Will Wright, the same guy who made the Sims. It will have a space empire phase to it too
Reply #8 from Sins Forums Top
So, no one thinks this could be so big it would kill off Al Gore?

How about we add a global warming heat-gun to the Marza? We can also replace its missiles with pythons. Yes, a ship that heats up planets and shoots pythons, brilliant! According to the USGS, the combination of pythons and global warming will destroy all civilization in the next 50 years. The death star is now obsolete.

/sarcasm Actually, global cooling started 2 years ago.
Reply #9 from Sins Forums Top
Like the snake Pythons? What are they doing that is going to cause the end of civilization? They eatting some part of the food chain that is going to cause the whole thing to fall in on itself or are they degrading Christian American values with same sex marriage and fast cars?
Reply #10 from Stardock Forums Top
That wouldn't be good, if everyone died, EA wouldn't be able to make AMAZING ideas like the one above so they can kill off people with their amazing ideas!
Reply #11 from Stardock Forums Top
Who wouldn't want such incompetence running your empire as this?

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