Besides the yo-yo's that keep poking me on Facebook (I have this picture of these same yo-yo's poking a bear with a long pointy stick and asking each other 'Is it sleeping or just dead?') , there are only a few other people that are always there for me...and then there are those few that just refuse to leave me the fuck alone.
Seth. I don't know why you won't leave me the fuck alone but it's really getting on my goddamn nerves. It's like Michael Corleone in The Godfather III...every time I think you're done or I might get a break...you're there again..all up in my shit..pulling me back in again.
Well, I could say 'Go fuck yourself' or something just as elegant...but then you'd just get all up in my shit again.
So, instead, I will just say 'Thank you. Thank you, very much. Thank you for bugging me and caring and all that other shit. And have a Happy Birthday. I hope it's good and filled with family and friends, and all that good stuff you deserve for being such a great guy.'
