Quoting Wizard1956, reply 24 so the reference is lost on me.

I don't know what's sadder. That you had to ask someone or that you're handle is 'Wizard' and you haven't seen any of the 7 movies about wizards. You're like, to fucking hip for hipsters. But then......I still remember when my step son got mad at me (when he was 10) and came into the living room and waved his official HP wand at me and muttered something. Without missing a beat, my wife yelled at him and sent him to his room. When I asked what the issue was, she said he just put the forbidden death spell on me.  In that case, I'm not sure what bothered me more, that he tried to put a death spell on me or that my wife knew it was a death spell that quickly.

 

I wish my wand could fix your grammar.