Plus, while consoles developers tend not to be any smarter than "let's make a game where we shoot stuff!!!! Preferably foreigners!" and "let's not be sexist, put a woman partner with the hero. But give her as little clothing as possible.", the PC crowd seems to be "what ways can we stop our customers using our products this year?" and, of course:
Person 1: "So, digital download, that means we don't have to pay to make physicals discs, don't have to deliver to all the other shops"
Person 2: "You know what that means, don't you?"
Person 3: "We can lower the price significantly?"
Person 2: "..."
Person 1: "..."
Person 1, 2 & 3: "...LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!"
Person 1: "Yeah, that was funny"