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Chuck Norris facts in Sins

By on April 26, 2009 8:36:39 AM from Sins of a Solar Empire Forums Sins of a Solar Empire Forums

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Chuck Norris can defeat a fully upgraded starbase with a colony vessel.

Female Advent have hot voices to seduce Chuck Norris. It is not gonna work.

Last time Advent meteor-stormed Chuck Norris, he stroke back with a planet-storm.

Pirates don't accept bounty for Chuck Norris. They prefer commiting suicide.

Chuck Norris can stop a blast from a Novalith Cannon with his left hand.

Chuck Norris have never been minidumped.

A classic one : The vasari are running away from Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris have more karma than Annatar11

One day, Chuck Norris took a Missile Barrage from a Marza. He blinked.

In a gravity well, there is 1278 objects that Chuck Norris could use to annihilate your fleet, including the gravity well.

Chuck Norris can move his fleet whereever he wants, and it is often in your face.

Where Chuck Norris goes, mines steps aside.

 

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April 26, 2009 8:47:49 AM from Stardock Forums Stardock Forums

roflmao

AWESOME!!

Chuck Norris is the reason why you can't find the Space Ponies....

The captain of a Hosiko Robotics Cruiser once claimed he had built a robot that could withstand a Norris round-house kick.... That robot became the very first Novalith cannon strike... Chuck Norris then kicked the Hoshiko captain... now we know why they sound like they do...

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April 26, 2009 3:51:01 PM from Sins of a Solar Empire Forums Sins of a Solar Empire Forums

Awsome!!!!!!!!

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April 26, 2009 3:57:00 PM from Sins of a Solar Empire Forums Sins of a Solar Empire Forums

Chuck Norris have more karma than Annatar11

I think that Annatar is Chuck Norris. It would explain his massive amounts of karma.

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April 26, 2009 4:06:55 PM from Sins of a Solar Empire Forums Sins of a Solar Empire Forums

Quoting ,

Chuck Norris have never been minidumped.

Very nice, lol  I think Chuck Norris jokes are great!

 

Chuck Norris can de/stablizie a phase lane with just a look.

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked the Egg into the sun.

Any attempts to stun Chuck Norris causes your fleet to stop firing for 30 seconds.

Chuck Norris threated to roundhouse kick Blair if he didn't come out with 3 micro expansions!

Chuck Norris withstood the original Holy Trinity directed at him while riding a cobalt.

Chuck Norris doesn't research any technology, he already has it.

Chuck Norris can survive a self destructing Argonev with only one point of damage.

Each warhead of the Ogrov Torpedo Crusier contains one dead Chuck Norris skin cell.

 

Not the best, but whatever, always fun to think up some.

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April 26, 2009 4:32:40 PM from Sins of a Solar Empire Forums Sins of a Solar Empire Forums

Chuck Norris is the reason why the Vasari lost the dark fleet

 

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April 26, 2009 4:34:39 PM from Sins of a Solar Empire Forums Sins of a Solar Empire Forums

A Chuck Norris inhale is the equivilant of 20 Eggs using planet drain.

Chuck Norris coughs to open a rift in the space time continuum in order to Phase jump.

ehh . . . not some of my best, but . . .

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April 26, 2009 4:39:44 PM from Sins of a Solar Empire Forums Sins of a Solar Empire Forums

Chuck Norris destroyed a fleet of Capital Ships by roundhouse kicking the planet into it.

The reason why the Trade Order banished the Advent was because they created Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris is usually found riding Space Ponies.

Chuck Norris' ride is every Advent

If a wormhole were to go into a Chuck Norris, It would come out of another Chuck Norris

If a Black Hole were to go into a Chuck Norris, the Black Hole would be ripped to shreds

If a star were to collide into Chuck Norris, the star would burn up

Chuck Norris has infinite resources

The amount of command points required to build Chuck Norris is 99 to the power of 99 to the power of 99 to the power of 99

When a Marza Dreadnought razes a planet, it fires special bombardment missiles and only does minor damage. When Chuck Norris uses raze planet, he punches the planet and it dissapears.

The Advent Homeworld used to be a terran planet untill Chuck Norris was created.

Every Advent female who has sex with Chuck Norris has psionic powers

-Noob Norris

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April 26, 2009 4:46:12 PM from Sins of a Solar Empire Forums Sins of a Solar Empire Forums

Chuck Norris completed Go Big or Go Home, Fear of Icebergs, No Exhaust Port Found and Best Defense is Good Offense achievements...
... in one game.

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April 26, 2009 4:46:36 PM from Sins of a Solar Empire Forums Sins of a Solar Empire Forums

The TEC lost their Golden Age to Chuck Norris [hence Trader Emergency Coalition]

Every planet Chuck Norris scans, Space Ponies show up.

Chuck Norris can colonize the Sun.

When Chuck Norris jumps into Phase Space, he doesn't need to power up anything, Space just takes him there.

Whenever a Kol Battleship leaves dry dock, the captain says "Times of War are Upon Us," fully anticipating a round-house kick.

The reason the Advent are so good with their Culture: Chuck Norris in their communication devices.

 

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April 26, 2009 5:06:20 PM from Sins of a Solar Empire Forums Sins of a Solar Empire Forums

Chuck Norris can scout a planet from five galaxies away.

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April 26, 2009 5:11:02 PM from Sins of a Solar Empire Forums Sins of a Solar Empire Forums

Chuck Norris' fleet size is 1: Himself

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April 26, 2009 5:20:26 PM from Sins of a Solar Empire Forums Sins of a Solar Empire Forums

 

dont stop , you guys are hillarious

my favorites are:

Chuck Norris can defeat a fully upgraded starbase with a colony vessel.

Female Advent have hot voices to seduce Chuck Norris. It is not gonna work.

Chuck Norris can stop a blast from a Novalith Cannon with his left hand.

Chuck Norris has never been minidumped.

In a gravity well, there is 1278 objects that Chuck Norris could use to annihilate your fleet, including the gravity well.

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April 26, 2009 5:30:46 PM from Sins of a Solar Empire Forums Sins of a Solar Empire Forums

Whatever is destroying the Vasarri; they are running from Chuck Norris!

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April 26, 2009 5:37:45 PM from Sins of a Solar Empire Forums Sins of a Solar Empire Forums

I once tried to create a Chuck Norris mod for Sins, but the awesomeness crashed the computer of everyone i knew!

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April 26, 2009 7:39:08 PM from Sins of a Solar Empire Forums Sins of a Solar Empire Forums

Novaliths were created from the hair that comes off of Chuck Norris's chin.

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April 26, 2009 11:46:36 PM from Stardock Forums Stardock Forums

Chuck Norris doesnt care about DRM

Chuck Norris doesnt explore for Artefacts, the come out to greet him with a smile and a box of cookies

Chuck Norris won the Resource Achievements by having other empires give HIM the resources

All profits from black market purchases go to an Appease Chuck Norris fund

Chuck Norris already has all 3 expansions. He's telling the devs what to make. He's keeping the 4th expansion to himself

Chuck Norris was the basis for all Cap ship and starbase abilities

Chuck Norris CAN interrupt Missile Barrage, Cleansing Brilliance, Malice, Drain Planet and Volatile Nanites... without even breaking a sweat

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April 27, 2009 3:01:59 AM from Sins of a Solar Empire Forums Sins of a Solar Empire Forums

Chuck Norris uses cleansing brilliance to wash his face.

Chuck Norris's planets all have 500% Allegiance.

Chuck Norris is why there are dead asteroids.

When Chuck Norris leaves a grav well with a starbase, the starbase takes damage.

Chuck Norris once sliced a Level 10 Kortul in half with his fingernail, the rest of the fleet scuttled themselves out of fear.\

Chuck Norris took a dump in a wormhole and clogged it.

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April 27, 2009 3:11:15 AM from Sins of a Solar Empire Forums Sins of a Solar Empire Forums

You have to bomb planets because Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked every soldier in the SINSverse

Chuck Norris was going to be implemented, but the DPS on his infocard took up the whole screen

Chuck Norris requires 9 labs to research

Chuck Norris used all of the Dark Fleet's throat lozenges

Chuck Norris: The original phase missile

Ships stick to phase lanes because Chuck Norris punched the rest of phase space

You don't need to research Desert Colonization because Chuck Norris already roundhouse kicked all of their dangers

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April 27, 2009 4:16:30 AM from Sins of a Solar Empire Forums Sins of a Solar Empire Forums

Chuck Norris's balls have their own gravwells

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April 27, 2009 2:37:55 PM from Sins of a Solar Empire Forums Sins of a Solar Empire Forums

Kortul and Vulkoras are actually the Vasari names for Chuck Norris' left and right bicep

Chuck Norris is enough man for the entire Advent race

The reactor output of 100 Kol battleships is still less than 1/100 the energy contained in one Chuck Norris roundhouse Kick

10,000 years ago, in an Imperial Lab in high Orbit above Vasari held Kron: During top secret phase space experiments, Vasari scientists unleashed Chuck Norris upon this universe 

TEC actually stands for Terrans Escaping from Chuck norris

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April 27, 2009 4:14:47 PM from Sins of a Solar Empire Forums Sins of a Solar Empire Forums

The reason the devs didn't create a story-mode for Sins of a Solar Empire is due to Chuck Norris being the final opponent.

There was going to be a fifth AI difficulty but the devs had to drop it. ChuckNorris was just too hard for any mortal being to complete.

Know how when someone's thinking about you, your ears redden or you sneeze? Well minidumps work similar to that; Chuck Norris is watching you.

I tried using Chuck Norris as my Player Name but my computer blue screened of death on me, then I had to buy a new one

Chuck Norris suffers no negative penalties; only positive buffs.

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April 27, 2009 4:46:26 PM from Sins of a Solar Empire Forums Sins of a Solar Empire Forums

Quoting Deceiver_0,

Chuck Norris is why there are dead asteroids.

 

love that one.

Chuck Norris can't be nerfed.

Chuck Norris don't discover new techs. He remembers.

Chuck Norris don't phase jump. It is his destination who phase jumps to him.

advent culture is the best : they broadcast Delta force and Ranger Texas Walker 24h/24h.

Chuck Norris once shot down a Kol with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"

 

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April 27, 2009 7:09:30 PM from Stardock Forums Stardock Forums

RS-fx please stop I cant take it anymore you're killing me.

More karma for you!

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April 27, 2009 10:55:16 PM from Sins of a Solar Empire Forums Sins of a Solar Empire Forums

Chuck Norris once dreamed he was petting a kitten.  when he awoke, 4 galaxies had collided to become a giant mass of hairball.

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April 28, 2009 1:22:35 AM from Sins of a Solar Empire Forums Sins of a Solar Empire Forums

Quoting Deceiver_0,
Chuck Norris's balls have their own gravwells
So far, this is THE thing .
Short and epic.

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