One can clearly see that this was done by one of Zubs ancestors.  The two horses going the wrong way and running into a hand is a dead giveaway.

Because you're a real darling in real life and can't help yourself.

Whilel I think the Dead Sea mud in link 1 may be useful for a variety of ailments, those remedies for skunk stink in link 2 ain't gonna help none whatsoever... like if'n ya gits ta smellin' a skunk what has bin inta the curried cabbage, you ain't never gonna git rid of that smell less ya takes t' gitting nasal surgery t remove ya olfactory senses... y' hear.

I really hope you haven't been feeding the skunks 'round your way curried cabbage... not only is nasal surgery for skunk stink painful, it's darn right expensive, too... medical insurance don't cover it none cos they reckuns it's self-inflicted.

Heaven's no, I don't need to feed the skunks nothin here, they smell bad all on their own. Same with 'possum. Eeewwwwwwww Of course that is only after they are road pizza....nasty, nasty, nasty

We don't have skunks here in Oz... but we got a few lil starkers' running around who are chips off the old block.  Oh and we got possums, not the sweet kind that Dame Edna refers to, but stinky varmints that get up into peoples rooves and crap all over the place.  Don't have any in my roof... understandably, they're just not game to come within cooee of my place.

Hey Doc, is that the pet you were telling me about... you know, the one you set up outside the intake of peoples air con units and agitate 'til it cooperates with the desired pungent odour?

*Ooops, was I supposed to mention that?*

Really? Must be you, then! 

Nope...I used Limburger cheese....worst smell in the Universe. Link

First whiff I got was in Hershey, PA. Had to leave the table (Mom came with me). Went outside....If you've ever smelled Hershey chocolate, well...that smell permeated the entire town...incredible! The town I wanted to eat! Link

ZubaZ was just wonderign earlier today if tehre was a Enlish/Zubish dictionary or a guide to typing Zubish.

In the Library of Congerss.

As for the machine to do it on? Glad you asked: Call 1-800-i-make-zubucks (My shameless commerce division)

Zubaz will like this one it's called the "FrogPad":

  <======For when Zubaz fingers get tired...Telepathic keyboard

 <======= Dial-A-Zubaz

 I was sort of "Plus/Minus" on this one.

 Free shipping in the USA if ordered before 9:00 PM  11/18/08

It'd be funny to see a Wiki entry on this...

Well, at least one organization is after him:

S.P.C.E. = The Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to English.

oh God LOL

ArileenDesign runs away

I am somewhat saddened that you all seen to have to work so hard to do what comes to me so naturally.