There's a new fad new fad, glass coffins.
Will they take off?
Yeah, they will... if you put them inside a circus cannon and then fire it off.
Then there was the circus clown who said he wanted to go to heaven and be launched by a circus cannon.
However, on the day, his long-suffering colleague turned the cannon upside down and fired it into a deep hole in the ground.
Yes and when us ordinary poor folk get one they call it peasant under glass.
Then there was the peasant who became a pheasant plucker by trade
When he died prematurely and quite unexpectedly, everyone at his funeral gathered 'round and remembered him as a pleasant little phucker.
Yeah, I know, they're bad as well, but this wouldn't be the first bad jokes thread.