Attorney: Are you sexually active?
Witness: No, I just lie there.
Attorney: Now doctor, before you performed the autopsy did you check for a pulse?
Attorney: Did you check for breathing?
Attorney: Did you check for blood pressure?
Attorney: So, is it possible that the patient was alive at the time?
Attorney: How can you be so sure when you did not check first?
Doctor: Because his brain was sitting in a jar on my desk.
Attorney: I see. But is it possible that the patient was alive, nevertheless?
Doctor: Well, I suppose it's possible he could have still been practicing law.