Signs seen at the restaurant workers' pep rally.
"EMPLOYEES MUST WASH HANDS AFTER THEY PICK IT"
"NO CRACK MINING AT THE KID'S MEAL STATION"
"PLEASE DON'T SNEEZE IN THE CARRY OUT BAGS"
"REMEMBER TO SMILE AND SAY WELCOME TO FLUFFY'S FOOT LONGS"
Alcoholics Anonymous
Richest man in the world says 'game is rigged'.
The speed of light is the same for all observers.
The three phases of arcade games.
Phase 1 Attract mode
Phase 2 Go for the high score
Phase 3 Game over
Do you ever wonder why?
They have to stress the lines.
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/2013-09-29
i hit random because the light-speed bowling ball pun was over my head like several of these can be.
next time i will plug one of my ears and tilt it so i can catch it.
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