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I pretty much blame everything on my meds: moments of insanity; fringe moments; getting lost in familiar places; finding my way in unfamiliar places; not handing over enough change for purchases; not owning up to things people know I did; profanity; perving and flatulence.

Actually, I CAN blame the meds for that.  The meds I take for diabetes do make me somewhat more prone to inadvertant 'backfires'.

Other things I blame my meds for are forgetfulness; tardiness; illicitness; loathesomeness indecisiveness and procrastination.

Yup, that pretty much covers it.  Anything else is: "Oh, I forgot my meds!"

:-" ;P :grin:

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Oh, and I'd like to blame fornication and being promiscuous on my meds, but I can afford only so many blue pills. :-"

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Quote...if you have one lasting more than four hours...unquote. Don't see the doc, throw away your cane and go with it.  :P

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Shoot, if I have one lasting 4 + hours I'm calling ALL my old girlfriends... and asking 'em to bring their sisters as well.... not to mention nieces, aunts and cousins

Darn it, if mama is under 55 and hot, she can come, too.... hehe, might as well keep it in the family.

In fact, having one for 4+ hours would be helpul... just in case it takes me all night to do what I used to do all night. :-"

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Quoting starkers, reply 5

Shoot, if I have one lasting 4 + hours I'm calling ALL my old girlfriends... and asking 'em to bring their sisters as well.... not to mention nieces, aunts and cousins

Darn it, if mama is under 55 and hot, she can come, too.... hehe, might as well keep it in the family.

In fact, having one for 4+ hours would be helpul... just in case it takes me all night to do what I used to do all night
End of starkers's quote

 

o_O  TMI

 

and now i need to find a pill to erase all the visuals you just put in my head

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:w00t:

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Quoting PoSmedley, reply 6

and now i need to find a pill to erase all the visuals you just put in my head
End of PoSmedley's quote

some happy pills...

 

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"Meds" ....in Australia that was a trade name that became generic [like Biro for ballpoint pens] for Tampons.

 

Makes you wonder....;)

 

Of more concern was my Senior [Sector Marshal] at the World Superbikes who informed me...

"I never take drugs....I always insist on paying for them..." ...;p

 

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Quoting PoSmedley, reply 6

and now i need to find a pill to erase all the visuals you just put in my head
End of PoSmedley's quote

Never mind, Po, when you get to my age it's all in the head.... so nowadays it's not a 'naughty' but a thoughty. :-"

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Quoting starkers, reply 10

Never mind, Po, when you get to my age it's all in the head.... so nowadays it's not a 'naughty' but a thoughty.
End of starkers's quote

 

If I can offer a woman 10 or 20 minutes of pleasure, it's just an appetizer for her. Therefore I have retreated from those activities, feeling completely inadequate.  :blush: :grin:

Never tried those blue pills, because it seems artificial and peeing can become a real problem... :rofl:

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Quoting starkers, reply 10

Never mind, Po, when you get to my age it's all in the head.... so nowadays it's not a 'naughty' but a thoughty.
End of starkers's quote

Quoting anotherside, reply 11

If I can offer a woman 10 or 20 minutes of pleasure, it's just an appetizer for her. Therefore I have retreated from those activities, feeling completely inadequate. 
Never tried those blue pills, because it seems artificial and peeing can become a real problem...
End of anotherside's quote

 

I don't know whether to call  Chris Hansen, Dr. Ruth, or just submit the thread to Penthouse Forums

but this is not what I meant by a "lil loopy'!  o_O

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Nothing is really off topic in this thread. :-" I can't blame my meds, only sleep deprivation. Don't fully understand the meaning of loopy anyway and starkers started talking about blue pills and stuff. Anyhow, time for bed. :zzz:

 

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Quoting anotherside, reply 13

Nothing is really off topic in this thread.
End of anotherside's quote

I'd give my left nut to be a Moderator right now.

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Quoting anotherside, reply 11
Quoting starkers,

Never mind, Po, when you get to my age it's all in the head.... so nowadays it's not a 'naughty' but a thoughty.



 

If I can offer a woman 10 or 20 minutes of pleasure, it's just an appetizer for her. Therefore I have retreated from those activities, feeling completely inadequate.  :blush: :grin:

Never tried those blue pills, because it seems artificial and peeing can become a real problem... :rofl:

End of anotherside's quote

Maybe we should all just go back to floppy disks.......

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Quoting anotherside, reply 11

Never tried those blue pills, because it seems artificial and peeing can become a real problem...
End of anotherside's quote

Um, the blue pills make it feel quite natural.... so I'm told.

As for peeing being a problem, I've not heard that.  However, if you're peeing on the ceiling, you've taken a pill too many.

:grin:

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Peeing on the ceiling only works on the ISS. As for loopy......I don't need meds to get there, it occurs naturally.

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Quoting PoSmedley, reply 14


Quoting anotherside,

Nothing is really off topic in this thread.



I'd give my left nut to be a Moderator right now.

End of PoSmedley's quote

 

Passing the collection plate atm.  :grin:

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Oh, something that happened earlier toda that I blamed on my meds...

I was down at the local shopping centre when I spied this young lady with lots of bare cleavage who looked like she may just pop her top.  Well I didn't just spy her, I had a damned good look... and then she sprung me perving at her chest....well gawking, more like it.

Hehe, and then I thought of this thread: "Don't worry, love it's my meds.... they make me drool." O:) :-" :w00t: