Reminds me of that old saying.....if I walk a mile in your shoes....I'm a mile away from you...and I've got your shoes
Well bring the bastards back. Do you not realise a non-wheelchair-bound person with multiple mobility issues CANNOT manage without them!
Funnily enough, I planned to come in and ask that people excuse my previous post on the grounds that a Caribbean wich doctor promised he could cure my insomnia with a black magic potion and that my thoughts on the human race were induced by some halluconagenic component of said concoction. However, I read on a bit more and thought "fuck it, no, DO NOT excuse my previous post."
Not that I needed a witch doctor's potion to bring my disgust for the humam race to the fore, I am grateful that it reminded me the vile creatures which inhabit pond scum have greater morality and the comments regarding the greater pecentage of the human stain were more than justified.
Oh and never fear, my abhorrence of the human species is not an isolated occurrence.
Tomorrow I'm gonna let rip at the aliens living amongst us claiming benefits and priveges they did not earn, and thus are not entitled to.
Oi, Jafo, with regard to those shoes, they were getting a little thin on the bottom, so get the bastards re-soled before yer bring em back, all freshly polish and most certainly deoderised.
Other than that, new ones... size 12 'll do