Orright, just popping in to advise all you pony pathetics that I'm resigning my post as Chief Brony Antagonist, disser and shit stirrer.
The position no longer holds any fascination for me and all the sport has simply gone right out of it.
I therefore bid you all adieu as I embark on a permanent sabbatical to explore alternative levels of being.
Hooroo, then, ta-ta and goodbye.