10 Questions Carl Sagan always wanted to ask aliens.
10: What's the deal with cattle mutilations? You really like beef that much?
9: Were the guys that crashed at Roswell drunk? I mean, really...you don't have these things designed so that they're crash-proof?
8: Why are you always picking up...um..."rural types"? Don't you like city folk?
7: Do they have weed where you come from?
6: Ummm...where...are...um...where are your...uh...parts?
5: You didn't come here for our TV programs, did you?
4: Can you guys tell the future? If so, can you give me some stock picks?
3: I bet your doctors are a lot better than ours, right? Well, see, I've had this pain for a while...
2: Can I drive that thing?
1: If you abduct me...can we please skip the anal probe?