Or.... you could get a case of the runs from DaveLax.
Oh my that is really cruel. On the good side lou if that is all you get from me you would be lucky.
Crap! With your luck lou, you're probably allergic to latex.
And a free medical advice column from the Doc
I am a 57 year old male with a very embarrassing problem. When I go to the toilet I have to shake more vigorously than most to remove the drips, thus I have been accused of doing something else at the urinal when I am not. My GP suggests circumcision may relieve the problem, but it is a big thing at my age and I'm not so sure. Please advise.... and is the procedure reversible if I don't like it?
You can ignore the problem and wait a few years and tell whomever is watching you have Parkinson's Disease. Alternatively, you can accuse the observer of being color blind and inform him he obviously doesn't know if he's coming or going.
As for your GP, I believe I quote The Bard when I say at your age that would be the cruelest cut of all. An unintended consequence (for the truly well endowed, such as yourself ... "It's a big thing at my age") is that with the sudden loss of weight, the non counterbalanced 'ahem' can cause a concussion.
The Procedure (note the capital P) is reversible, but the tension caused by it tends to turn the corners of the mouth down. On the brighter side, it will also lower the receding hairline and dispose of an unwanted navel.
stalkers, Doc is going to whip you something up I'm sure.
stalkers? you mean 'starkers', old man? Projecting are we?