I'm just saying. Anyone have a Chuck Norris-ism they'd like to share? Post it here.
I was about to post the same notice, natas2...lol.
But if you want Chuck Norris facts, go HERE.
Or:
Here's one I made up...
Chuck Norris push mows his lawn...
with a tractor.
http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/ There! Now leave me alone!
Q: Why is Chucks ass as soft as a baby's bottom?
A: Nobody has ever knocked him on his ass.
Q: Why doesn't Chuck Norris dye his hair in his latter years?
A: He looks in the mirror and growls... any grey hairs that dared to appear jump out.
Guess someone didn't check out my link.
Bruce Lee was his teacher
Who is Chuck Norris?
*doc says "Buhbye Fuzzy" (in a whisper).
Does he have a pony-tail and wear sissy beads?
No, but he'll freeze the net in a n.y. minute.
Steven Seagull... pffff
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