1. Not mad, merely annoyed as to you relate depression to me.
2. No, however there are magical things known as PARENTAL CONTROLS which monitor what websites and when you visit them.
3. Sarcasm, since it was an all-girl party save for me, I made the joke in relation to the fact that "You're a girl now, since you're part of the group".
1. You should have seen that one coming. It was fairly obvious. Also, considering that most times you are (kinda) depressed, you cant blame me for saying that, can you? 
2. Eeeewww
why do you let your mom restrict which sites you can access? Or at least monitor your activity. This sucks! 
Dont take this the wrong way, but if I were you, I'd have gotten rid of this thing a long time ago. Get a new computer if that one, doesnt belong to you.
3. With that kind of logic, then a woman doing a man's job (like a truck driver for instance), can be considered a man.
"You're a girl now, since you're part of the group" = Lame 
Used to be.
Not anymore. Probably not for years, but like i said. They were part of the past, Parasites in general are in decline now. Tapeworms are gone, ringworms are going. Generally its all good
Good for you 
"Cute Pokemon always get Parahax!"