Caption Me!

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Here are some pics from the news and tv from the past week....

Caption them! Have fun!!!  Serious captions won't give us smiles...which is the goal! If you have a funny pic to caption...ADD IT!

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Mine?

1. "Put your shoe back on and get it out of my pant's leg, John!"

2. "My I. Q.? ....."

3. "A man's home is his castle, you say?"

4. "Let the one with a glass house please step up!"

5. "Ooooh, Rahm!"

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1. party getting rough I think ill pull up my pants and leave 2. ahhh but did I? 3. my new home now I need fuzzy to keep it clean 4. life has cracked up after troll thumping day 5. no one will notice that I am having a snooze
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1. You copt a feel last night...didn't you! You bad boy! That's the last time I attend a sleepover at your house!
2. Ok...who egged the ceiling last night....again!
3. Yes...it's made entirely from Lincoln logs!
4. This is what happens from eating to much fiber.
5. Oh God...please...I hope no body smells that!

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6. "This is statuary rape!"

7. "Yah, another great idea, Stan!"

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6. Who's your daddy! Who's your daddy!! Who's your daddy!!! Who's your daddy!!!! Damn your tight!

7. Maybe the load in my pants will make them lose their appetite.

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1.  "Pull my finger."
2.  "And THIS is the finger I used to do the presidental prostate exams."
3.   (I got nothing on this one yet).
4.   This is what your dollar is worth AFTER the gold standard has been abolished.
5.  Magician Obama will now hypnotize this crowd into actually believing that "yes...we can."
6.  This is part of the "slippery slope" those anti-gay marriage people keep telling us about.
7.  WAAAAAY too much toking going on at THAT frat party!

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8, Heh heh heh....got any dirty pictures? Got any crack? Wanna buy some? :-"

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2.  Yeah, it was me.  I farted.

7.  I'm preeeety sure this is not the children's birthday party.  Better check my directions again...

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Excellent! All funny ones!

:grin:

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ooooooooh  give me a break where's the hole :blush:

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8.  "My WB7 won't load and no Support until WHEN?!!!"

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1. Keep it up buddy, I'll will have to slap you 

3. I can't buy this. Its the same colour as my hair

4. A lot of carbon in the atmosphere, just look at the hail stones

5. Now if I close my eyes maybe this guy will take his head off my shoulder

6. Hi baby... how you doing

7. Thats it  I have had enough of this costume party. One of the cats just grab my ass. Take me home John

 

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2. But wait there's more

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8.where's my  curried cabbage!!!

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4. and i thought my gall stone cleanse was bad............

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1: You've got a woody going on under the table over there, havent you?  Yes you have... I just saw it lift a little.

2: Of course I believe in Hell... but I'm going the other way!

3: So you like my new shed, then?  Wait 'til you see the house.... makes Windsor Castle look like a cheap motel.

4: Take a look at this petrified testcle, nusrse.... but with a wife like his... no wonder it turned to stone. 

5: These damned speech nights are all the same... first you fall asleep through boredom, then youre awoken by some guy with his hand up your skirt.

6: When Bill said he had a bi-son, I thought.... oh well..... never mind.

7: I'm tellin' ya, Zubaz, this is the last time I listen to any of your hair-brained ideas.

8: The guys in prison aren't going to like me too much.... they don't call me Rip for nothing, you know!

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*BUMP*

1: So... you're the bastard who put super glue on my toilet seat this morning!

2: Please sir, Mr President, may I be excused for a moment... I think that one had lumps in it.

3: If ye'd like ta come inside fer a bit, I'll show ye what a Scotsman really has under his kilt.

4: Now, Mr Logic, is this the rock you allege came sailing through your kitchen window??

5: For goodness sake, Harold, get that smug look off your face... otherwise everyone will know it was you who farted.

6: I'm liking my stay here at the wildlife sanctuary... they even provide sex toys.

7: I know the lions are scary... and I know you're frightened... but did you really have to have that bowel explosion when I'm right behind you?

8: Honestly, occifer, one minute I'm on the set of this new sci-fi flick I'm doing and fighting off the alien bad guys... next thing I know I'm in a bank and brandishing a gun.