Of the Banning Statute:
Title III, Section C, Paragraph 2a as footnoted in the tiniest of dog prints. "No person, and especially Starkers, may ban any dog merely for being a dog even if said dog is howling the Hokey Pokey while dancing the Macarena on its hind legs and inciting complaints of excessive noise in OZ.
Any person, and,especially Starkers, who violates this most revered (by dogs) Statute shall have their Motorcycle Banned and thereby impounded at the WinCustomize Kennel Club whereby, all dogs will have free visitation rights for purposes of raising a hind leg and washing Starkers bike for a period not less than the time needed for the Milky Way and Andromeda galaxies to attend their next after work mingle."
Furthermore, any attempt to alter, nullify, void, stop or quit this most important Dog Protection Statute will immediately cause your hairy berries to shrink, your dribbler to leak, and your hind side to flatten and get wrinkled.
Wow Starkers I thought you would have read up on the Banning Statute before trying that one.