since the other thread is breaking a lot time to start a new thread to keep going.
i will start by banning everyone who bans here lol
Banned for not knowing that the trains in Spain run mainly on the plain.
Banned for ersatz colloquialism.
Banned for knowing how to say that and type it.
banned for not being that type
Banned for giving that type a bum steer cos you're not as happy as them.
Banned for typing happily away while riding a donkey on the autobahn during rush hour.
Banned for auto-banning and not knowing an ass when you see one doing ninety clicks per hour on a one-lane dirt track during rush hour.
banned for rushing to work
Banned for working in a rush to get someplace.
Banned for the slow pursuit of a rush to the middle of nowhere and beyond.
Also banned for not knowing that someplace is North of Somewhere and South of Somewhere Else.
Banned for nailing one foot and running while talking in circles.
Banned for tripping over said circles with feet in turned around.
Banned for taking a trip to the middle of nowhere and going around in circles because you didn't find the centre of no place at all.
Banned for bein' in the center of a vortex to never never land.
banned for never landing on your feet
Banned for landing on a one way street going backwards.
Banned for going the wrong way up a one way street, and telling the cop who pulled you over that it's okay, you were only going one way.
Banned for speeding on a dirt road and kicking up pebbles and bubbles.
banned for speeding in a pond and spitting out bubbles with pebbles in 'em with the back wheel of your bicycle.
Banned for thinking my trike was a bike.
Banned for off road tracking in the pond mud and scaring the tadpoles. This site is a Frog sanctuary.
Banned for scandals involving frogs sitting on toadstools.
Banned for subverting the croakers.
Banned for serving ribbits and mushroom appetizers. The crickets are running wild now,
Banned for letting the bugs in.
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