since the other thread is breaking a lot time to start a new thread to keep going.
i will start by banning everyone who bans here lol
Banned for dying out of season.
Banned for seasons of change and moving the solstice forward to suit yourself.
Banned 'cause the Summer Solstice is a lame duck. The Autumnal Equinox is fast approaching. Break out the BBQ's folks, Labor Day soon follows and you know what that means. Groan!
banned for mocking a day that shows appreciation for hard working people
Banned for confusing apathy with mockery
banned for being confused
Banned for doubling down on your confusion delusion illusion.
Banned for sidestepping a brain fart and getting brain constipation instead.
Banned for describing politicos who play with the letter R.
Banned for I are not amused by politicos with one hand on a bagel and the other in the till searching for the cream cheese
banned for not getting off the political stump
Banned for stumping for cream cheese.
Banned for being out of your crease and getting stumped.
If you're thinking "what the?" look up cricket terms.
Banned for being offside during a personal foul. Look up terms for American football. HA!
banned for not specifying north or south america or establishing a country inside of said continents
Banned for going all continental at breakfast time in the North but letting the South know how good it is
Banned for inciting civil disobedience during a siesta.
banned for not sitting down in the middle of the road
Banned for sitting in the middle of the elevator with no clothes on because it was warm inside.
banned for assuming it was warm
Banned for hopping out of the elevator and into a handbasket down to the bargain basement to buy some clothes,
Banned for streaking in the pumpkin aisle.
banned for putting a pumpkin on your head while you do that
Banned 'cause Jack and O'Lantern can't agree on equal billing for multiple appearances.
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