Banned fpr excluding the bells of the balls the bull's bullocks said had to be greased before the bearings rolled to make the friction go away.

Banned for technical support. 

banned because you buffalo skate on a roller blade turd

Banned for, as Freud would say, 'Stick Envy'. Do not pass GO; Do not pass the Electra Complex; Do not collect $200.

banned for trying to corner the monopoly

banned for wine and cheese

Banned for fears the waterworks may burst its banks between 'conveniences'... resulting in tears o'er wetness in the hearth.

Also banned for carrying on without me while I spent 3 days in bed with extreme migraine, vertigo and nausea.., I got so dehydated and dry yer could've struck a match on m' rump

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Banned for fears the waterworks may burst its banks between 'conveniences'... resulting in tears o'er wetness in the hearth.

I think...

Banned for being devoid of lateral thinking at critical times.... now you'll never know how cerebral thinking outside the box really works when challenged with a will I or won't I.

Thank you, your kind words are much appreciated.

banned for going the way of the dinosaur

Banned for you can lead a Ryat to water but you can't make him drink... or bathe in it on days that end with AY  Nah, his missus get him to help her wash the car, then she throws a bucket of soapy water over him when he's not looking.

Banned for first AND last.... which is why I hated track n' field when I was as school.   I was always last to come first and always frst to come last... then there were times when we did cross country and I didn't come at all.

Nah, I used to do the first 1/4 of the race before getting on a bus n' going home early