Banned for girls and their shoes, and shoes, and shoes.  Cept she has to buy twice as many... Lucky dog.

Banned for not understanding the female obsession with shoes... Imelda Marcos wasn't the only shoe hoarder in the world, and she had a penchant for wearing patent leather chastity belts.

Banned for knowing a woman who was naked 4 days a week... and watching her tie her shoe laces would have been interesting.

Banned for I was really going the other way... to whichever direction it is you're referring to.

Implausible deniability... deny everything unless there's money in it.

Banned for denying implausablity... and don't talk to me about monetary direction it's always going the wrong way... towards rich pricks who have more than enough already.

Also banned for Carols... she left 'em under my bed again.

Banned for deniable unplausability... and don't say you weren't hugging or hogging when gals at Hooters were spreading some Xmas cheer in the form of warm, embracing cuddles.

Also banned for the 'gun' in your pocket and telling them you were happy to see them.

banned for censoring yourself

Banned for having it your way.   And cool avatar. 

Banned for it's either my way or the low way... where flying under the radart gets things done.

Banned for slow and easy does the job.

banned for slow ride

Banned for sneaking karma from myfablette.  Nah...   Just pressed at the wrong place. Man it'stouchy.    And I will call today,  "Fogday".