Banned for not saying illegal alien.

banned for a four point soliloquy

banned for not realizing that I have the 2014 unabridged dictionary that has all the words

banned for Jonesing around

banned for letting the good stuff out

banned for coming out of the woodwork

Banned for releasing the woodworm when you escaped the woodwork.

Also banned for not knowing how long a woodworm is after a meal of weeping willow with sides of balsa and cedar.

And banned for leaving dessert off the menu.

Banned for thinking I was AWOL.... I had permission to be hiding in the pantry with that lovely [now non-existent] baked cheesecake.

Also banned for thinking I should have saved you a piece... huh, NOT on my watch.

Banned for the assumption that I'd be willing to part with ANY.

Also banned for not knowing that camels are known as the 'ships' of the Australian desert... cos they're full of Aussie semen.

And yes, we have wild camels in the outback... the descendants of the camels brought here as working animals during the building of the Ghan, a railway line from South Australia to The Northern Territory.  The rail line was/is known as the Ghan because of the Afghan workers who [mostly] built it.

Orright, I know... banned for the Oz history lesson.

Banned for taking my word for it.

'Tis true, though.

In fact, the Northern Territory Government has considered declaring the camels a feral animal and culling them due to increasing numbers and the damage thety are supposed to cause.  I'd hope for a better solution to that... like using them in theme parks and the like for camel ride attractions.  The was a lion park in Queensland years ago called Bullens, and they had camel rides which were quite a popular attraction, so it could be an alternative to just killing them off.

banned for culling zoos

banned for loving it