since the other thread is breaking a lot time to start a new thread to keep going.
i will start by banning everyone who bans here lol
banned for going over it all again as if discussing a history lesson
Banned for historically hammering the point home with a croquet mallet.
banned for using the badminton racquet get your undies away from the dog
Banned for putting yer old undies on yer dog to stop it crapping inside the house.
banned for letting your animals crap on the floor
Banned for giving them laxatives to ensure those poohs were deposited in places where people would step on them.
banned for letting the floor be your guide
Banned for thinking you can go dancing on the ceiling and not have your small change fall out of your pocket.
banned for thinking that i am so poor that i care about small change
Banned for not knowing that adding up a lot of small change makes for big money.
banned for trying to make cents
Banned for being a chocoholic and spending all your cents on Mars Bars.
banned for wiping out all the green men on mars
Banned for giving Cadbury's a bad name by referring to the green men trampling all over their choccies.
banned for shoving blueberries into a sock and smacking someone blue with it
Banned for shoving a sausage into a condom to make your endowment look bigger.
banned for making it all disappear
Banned for going MIA to go find yer 'sausage'.
Banned for caring where somebody else finds their sausage
banned for dropping in to point out someone else's flaws
Banned for equating sausage to a flaw. And for not respecting your elders. Or your elders' sausage.
Banned for complaining about the length of your sausage after seeing the size of an average salami.
banned for trying to change the average when there is no such things
Banned for exaggerating your Slim Jims.......Twiggies to the Aussies...
banned for changing the name and canceling the culture the created the slim jim
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