since the other thread is breaking a lot time to start a new thread to keep going.
i will start by banning everyone who bans here lol
banned for using the rain to scare people that the sky is falling
Banned for not seeing the rain in Spain that fell mainly on the leaky roofs of people who are allergic to H2O.
banned for mocking those who are hydrophobic
Banned for a damp outlook.
banned for soaking your sheets
Banned cos I had to soak 'em in hot water after you soiled them.
banned for using heat and wasting precious resources
Banned cos I'm not happy with the world as it is today.
banned for not embracing the chaos
Banned for even suggesting that people should embrace what is generally a fucked up world.
banned for hating the haters
Banned for misdirecting haters to a dating site to redirect their hate into love rumbles between the sheets.
banned for sheeting all over the place
Banned for trying to impersonate Sean Connery but only managing to come across as Daffy Duck.
banned for trying to make it duck season
Banned for refusing to duck down and kiss my grits.....
And banned for not inviting others to join the frivolities.
banned for letting the corona thing to go on for this long
Banned for not appreciating a great beer and saying you'd rather drink dirty dish water.
banned for assuming that i was talking about beer
banned for assuming that changing the leadership in the US will change anything
Banned for actually watching the US election from the start and still watching it, when not being a US citizen.
Banned for darkening this thread with a light switch moment.
banned for trying to spread the light
Banned for the absence of light and lurking in the shadows with tool in hand and ill-intent toward alley cats whose tails were missing at birth.
banned for taking the tails to task
Banned for complaining that alleyways near your home aren't big enough to swing a cat [by the tail] in.
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