I would give you karma, but you can laugh and give me karma at the same time, so thats not an excuse.
I would give you karma, but a dog with a minigun still pwns a lion.
I would give you karma, but vampire kitteh forgot about daylight savings time. Which means he is now vampire kitteh ashes.
ROFL
I would give you karma, but what about this?
Tank-Cat, the newest addition to the Cat arsenal, can pwn almost every dog alive, and still thirst for more blood!
"Can I haz cookies nao?"