I would give you karma , but its impolite to point.

I would give karma, but people keep stealing my shtick. I'm the fanatical cleanser of worlds. NOT YOU.

I would give you karma, but I point at people all the time. How else are supposed to point someone out?

I would give you karma, but "damn" and "polite" do not belong in complementary positions.

I would give you karma, but the pointing hand is lame.

I would give you karma, but you still haven't commented in my sig.

"A wide view sees more" | "A narrow view sees better"

I would give you karma, but people keep stealing my shtick, so I assumed you were as well.

"A wide view sees more" | "A narrow view sees better"

I would give you karma, but that's very much like Shroedinger's cat. It simultaneously does and does not make sense.

"A wide view sees more" | "A narrow view sees better"

I would give you karma, but karma is as karma does.

I would give you karma, but:

1. Thank you. I like it, though I'm thinking of changing it to something about "open mind|closed mind".

2. I thought it was pretty good, but I agree, it was really long.

3. I can't help but see the irony in that statement.

4. No they don't.

I would give you karma, but you left.

"A wide view sees more" | "A narrow view sees better"

If that's what you think, okay.

"A wide view sees more" | "A narrow view sees better"

I would give you karma, but you bring false hope to us.

I would give you karma, but as I said before, since your girl likes 'em, ZE RED PANTZ HAZ POWERZ.

"A wide view sees more" | "A narrow view sees better"

I would give you karma, but that is 100% true. When I cant find something, its ALWAYS in the last place I'd look. So I look in the most impossible places

Xer07, I dont understand: You already had your nickname as your sig (Xer0 \^/), and you use an additional type of sig ("Fly with me under the wings.....") ?!?!!?!????

Heresy! Heresy I say!

I would give you karma but you are all delving into the darkest secrets of the universe...I like my secrets...

-Twilight Storm | My life for the Dahkri

I would give you karma but I am the fanatical purger of the unclean, burner of the heretic, and killer of the mutant.

I would give you karma, but those secrets are in your pants and nobody wants to go there.

I would give karma, but secrets are power.

"Purge the Unclean, Burn the Heretic, Kill the Mutant"