Morpheas: Haha, that's true I probably could. Hmm, who do I send this to, ABC for some crappy soap opera, Fox for some crappy Reality TV, or...? I was thinking making a Manga out of this would be pretty interesting, but the revenue would be rather low.
WAIT
Why am I going on about this? My god...
IFear: That's true, she did just lose her BF, and she constantly tells me that "All guys are jerks, except for you, but that's just because you're special like that"... hmm... I was planning on kissing my GF on V-Day, maybe I can kiss my crush another time. (Inspiration! I could possibly be a Two-Timer and date them both... but I'm doubtful.)
I would give you karma, but your sudden change of views leads to an interesting back-story... do tell!
Xer0 \^/