I would give you karma but having an elf for Xmas dinner would be classified as cannibalism in some parts. Word has it that they're quite tasty, though.
Oh, and Troggly always wins that contest... on account of having longer, thinner fingers and a larger hooter than his cousin, who has short, dumpy fingers that only reach so far in before getting lodged. This one time, at Band Camp, poor Troubles had to go to the ER to get a finger that was well and truly stuck up his left nostril surgically removed. Not so with Troggly, though! Several items have been lost up his olfactory orifice over the years, not to mention small to medium sized pets who were never to be heard from again