I'd give you karma but I don't feel like it.

I'd give you karma but all that skiing has tired me out and I'm off to my bedroom to find a nice warm parking spot

I would give you karma but after being out in traffic all day you could have given me a 'all-over wash' and polished my gearstick.

I would give you karma but you mistook my brake lights for a brothel beacon and thus have rear-ended me... so the inhalation of noxious exhaust is your own doing.

i,would give you karma, but since you started it, blasphemous ban!

Banned for putting in an arm and a leg when you were only asked to put your left hand in and shake it all about.

Anyhow.... I would give you karma but putting you left hand in and shaking 'it' all about made me all gooey eyed and weak at the knees.

I would give you karma but I'm still somewhat delirious after having it shaken all about.

Word is bond! i should give you karma for your stirring portrayal of your merriment, but alas, i am all out.

Water you talking about? i'd give you karma, if it did not evaporate. Much like me dreams.

With the money i saved on your karma, you receive glasses with vision of X-ray, Ted.

Knights who say "Ni" karma for you,........whoops, wrong Monty.

Karma canceled.

I would give you karma but I'm still plum tuckered out from doing the last lot and I'm going to lay back in my banana lounge with a nice cold shandy.