At release, these forums will have 10k posts about the following -
1. DoTA vs Demigod
2. LoL vs Demigod
3. Supcom vs Demigod
4. Sins of a Solar Empire vs Demigod
5. "Demigod is NC2SC2!" (nothing compared to Starcraft 2)
6. "I don't get it - how do I build buildings?"
7. "I don't get it - how do I earn my gold AK-47?"
8. "I just got wtfpwned by good/Beta player playing as DG ____ so nerf DG ____ immediately if you value Kittens!!1!"
9. "You are all nubcakes compared to me and should stop whining - l2play k thx"
10. "No you are the nubcake"
11. "Help, my PC won't turn on when not plugged in - this is obviously a problem with the game! Refund $$$/burn devs!!"
11.5. "OMGOZE!! i'm dyin cuz of lagz0rs on my 25 kb/s connection with running torrent, wTf is wit thiz game!!?"
12. LOLDemigods (The first couple of these are already pretty funny)
13. "DEMIGOD IS AWESOME!!! I am renaming my children Stardock and GPG!"
14. "I am bitterly disappointed and in emo hell, I put the Stardock and GPG logos in my toilet bowl"
15. "Help, I can't connect!"
16. Leavers Suck
17. First Blood Leavers Suck Hard
18. Hardcore Vs Casual (Originally "Rook is OP!")
19. HaxoRs!! (actually with p2p this will be more of an issue, no? Devs, you've thought of this, right?)
20. Where's the tutorial?? Where's the tutorial on how to read the tutorial?
21. "I caNT do [this thing I am good at in another game that Demigod should also let me do] wtF!11!!!!!!"
22. a rare direct quote (from Wagnard, lol) - "please do not allowed Wagnard and Flurus on same team."
23. Stealing Kills, XP, Achievements, etc. (this will probably reach ludicrous proportions - "He let me die so he could steal my Deaths Achievement")
24. "Damn know-it-alls, you do not play this Demigod this way! You'd think they were in the Beta or something!"
25. This game is [genre] not [genre] and I [like/don't like] that[/quote]
26. I installed demigod but I can't launch it cause I can't find it on Steam
27. Only [x number of][heroes/items/maps/skills/developers/months developed/updates/online players]? [This other game] has [astromically higher number than x][heroes/items/maps/skills/developers/months developed/updates/online players]!
28. [Other Game] has [random useless feature] that Demigod should also have![/quote]
29. Demigod is not [take your pick] enough to be "inspired by" [other game/genre]
30. (a closely related one) In an interview in 1967 [x developer] referenced [y game/feature] - but at release games are nothing alike/feature is not included!!!! The devs have crushed my heart with this betrayal.
31. So wait - which is the CEO? Brad, Frogboy, or Draginol?
32. How do I combine Wyrmskin Gloves with Plenor Helm to make Wyrmnor Breastplate?