Due to the wonderful response of this redistribution program (now called "no game left behind"), I will be dispatching game auditors to your locations to verify your gaming income.  Should you qualify as a "fortunate gamer" you will be rewarded by including you as a patriotic gamer and will join me in the donation process. All games will be stored in a lock box for later distribution.

Duke Nukem Forever, please.

Prepare to be audited! 

Not to be a smart ass or anything and maybe I missed another thread somewhere, but what does Obama or the election have to do with purchasing games? Just wondering .

Edit: Oh yea! and a copy of Half Life 2: Episode 3, when it comes out

yea but so far the majority of past tax cuts have only been for the top 5% of America.

I actually dont forsee the lower 95% getting a tax break but if the top 5% go back to how it was originally supposed to be Ill be happy

Republicans - they like to keep the rich rich, and the poor poor. Obama isn't Republican.

i dont think its always been republicans though they were responsible for the latest one. i just know for under 250,000 joint income its around 30-35% after that it goes to 20-25% with ways to get it down to 15%. not positive on the numbers but thats what ive heard so take these with a grain of salt

Indeed.

If GCFL can manage to get my Duke to me before the end of the century, I will consider the promise fulfilled. 

Do I need to be an American to understand this one? I am thoroughly confused...or I have no sense of humour.

There's the space pony!  Get him!