Fish do not eat hamburgers. (we had an aquarium.)
The cat is not a riding toy.
The tooth fairy came last night but couldnt get to your bedroom with all the toys on the floor..she will try tomorrow if the rooms clean.
No I did not know Pres. Lincoln personally, Washington neither.
We had guests over one time when our oldest was being potty trained, I go to check up on him as he had been in there a bit, I see hes finished and is now hanging from the towel rack and pulling on it. I say in a gruff voice. " stop yanking on that, youl break it." I walk back to the living room to find everyone in stitches....I then realized the folly of my choice of wording..
No we can not take your sister back to the hospital and get a refund..
I dont care if it was dropped on the floor .. bananas do not go in the dishwasher...
Il take one rainbow monkey, two green dogs, one red and one blue. (Choosing prize stuffed animals at the fair for the kids.)
With 5 kids and almost 2 decades of teeny tots running around, these are just a few of the gems I remember.