Political talk is currently driving me up a wall......all I hear are Republicans and Democrats.....Iraq and weapons of mass destruction....taxes....jobs.....medical.....all the freakin' time......every four years it becomes a living hell and I have to listen to everyone bitch about this candidate or that candidate.....and I couldn't give a shit less about any of them. Bush can kiss my ass and Kerry can take the other cheek....there I said it.....now all the die hard lefts and rights are going to get their panties in a wad, uh oh! I'm tired of hearing every damn dirty little detail about people that I'll never meet and never care about. I have a solution to this shit....VOTE FOR ME FOR PRESIDENT! I may not be of legal age but I've never lied about war records, invaded a country, did cocaine, and I don't have a boring monotone voice....so I must be the best choice for president. I will do whatever the hell you want me to as long as you don't make a dumbass commercial about me, then I will do the opposite of what you want just to spite the everloving hell out of you. Also, during any conflict no plans will be revealed to the media until they are carried out.....and I will send blood hounds to track down Osama bin Laden because apparently this country forgot about the guy that killed a good many people a few years ago.....Saddam's a nice catch but I think we were fishing for someone else.
Well, that's all the rant for now....there'll probably be more in the comments...so if I pissed you off or you agree, please bring your thoughts to the table.
~Zoo
