"Canadian pig farmer denies murder claims "-- Associated Press, Jan.23
How else are we going to get Canadian bacon?
"Paris Hilton's private items on Internet"--Fox News, Jan. 23
I thought we saw those already...
"Goody denies being racist"--NDTV.com, Jan. 23
Obviously she's too "good" for it.
"Devlin interviews bring probe"--USA Today, Jan 22
Close Encounters of the Media Kind?
"Storm Trojan floods email boxes"--Computerworld New Zealand, Jan 22
The price we pay for safe sex...
"U.S. Docs Tough on Blood Pressure"--Newsday.com, Jan 22.
Always knew going to the doctor was bad for you...
"Woman Takes Potty Break, Falls in Lake"--Newsday.com, Jan. 23
Okay, who left the seat up?
"'Dreamgirls' gets mixed Oscar love"--CNN.com, Jan. 23
Usually Oscar charges extra...
"India space capsule returns to Earth"--CNN.com, Jan. 23
Too spicy even for the vacuum of space.
"Pair volunteers for skunk road trip"--CNN.com, Jan. 17
On the condition they vow never to return.
Well, there ya have it...I must tip my hat to Doc on this...it's harder than it looks.
~Zoo
