And with a celebrity in each square, Microsoft launches its new game, built right into the GUI.
Windows Celebrity Squares.
That's right, folks, step right up and play Windows Celebrity Squares.
Pick the right celebrity face and you can win some fabulous prizes... absolutely free.
For example, if you picked Paul Lynde, you could win a free trip to the set of Bewitched.
Or if you picked Bob Denver you could win a free trip to the set of Gilligan's Island.
But wait, folks, there's more!!! Pick Steve Ballmer or another famous Microsoft employee
and you could unlock the Windows 8 special GodMode, which allows the user to find hidden
settings, like how to disable the old Metro for the new, and replacing the start button.
But wait, there's more!!! Purchase Windows 8 with the Free Windows Celebrity Squares
within the next 10 minutes for the once in a lifetime low price of $9.99 [less tax] we will
throw in a Start menu to go with that Start Button absolutely free.
Hurry, this offer lasts only today, so do not wait, buy Windows 8 with Windows Celebrity Squares
today or miss out. Only hours remaining, so pick up the phone and order your copy right now
to enjoy a lifetime of fun [or until Windows 9 is released with Windows Celebrity Family Feud]