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By on June 8, 2012 4:56:21 PM from Sins of a Solar Empire Forums Sins of a Solar Empire Forums

Mecha-Lenin

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Frogboy is control freak with a tiny penis.

 

Since this forum is plagued by trolls, megalomaniacs and annoying characters of all kinds, I'm bringing you this guide to to help you identify these posters before they get into your head.



TIER 1 trolls -these trolls are a threat to your sanity


King of Kings-

We all know KOK. He is dellusional. He will often rage and start sweareing your family till 10th generation.

Very dangerous and insane troll. He truly believes what he is writing and he could kill for it if he only know how.

Stay away, his paranoia is contageous and transmitted by close contact (see Kbroke)

He often tells the tale about his glorious victories which never took place and some interesting story about bia clan.


Sinperium-

Troll whose life ambition is to become a pop superstar

allegedly took up the alias 'worldstrider' and used it to troll countless forumites into oblivion

while many view this theory to be bunk, it must be said now that this theory has now been confirmed along with the theory that Ryat was the one who was behind the infamous "I blame Ryat thread"

Countless thousands are shocked by Sinperium's blatant disregard for decency and propriety, and by his frequent postings of unintelligible gobbledygook on a near-daily basis.

This scandalous figure relishes the attention we give him and often makes posts about himself just to be able to read something that he has written.

This troll deserves a tier higher than the ones already present.

Reviewed by KrdaxDrkrun

 

 

 

MayallCommunion-

This is a very dangerous witch troll who pretends to make treads concerning game balance, but whose secret intentions lie in nerfing everything that has the potential to destroy the Advent. Generally, her comments seem very reasonable, yet they are filled with lies that unwary newcomers consume in all their innocense.

Mayalls comments alone are not the most dangerous tricks this evil troll has up her sleeve though. The real nasty stuff happens where nobody but her victims can see it. In private messages, the witch troll indoctrinates carefully selected forum newcomers, and they eventually become mindless husks that support Mayall publicly, no matter what she states on the forums.

Because of her steadily growing army of husks, she seems to be an important figure here on these forums, as she gets support on most of his threads here and that makes it even harder for irregulars to see the truth behind the lies.

She also awards her husks with karma points every now and then, as a meaningful reward for their loyalty. Rival trolls like Sareth and Riddleking are also awarded karma every now and then, yet this is not uncommon behavior for a witch troll. She does respect fair competition, it would seem.

Reviewed by Teun-a-Roonius

 

Teun-a-Roonius- awaiting review

kbroke- awaiting review

Cilverbug- awaiting review

Admirat Hoth- awaiting review

Major Stress- awaiting review


TIER 2- They are sometimes serious, which only adds to their unpredactibility. Although not as annoying as TIER 1 trolls, they are still very potent.

 


RiddleKing-

This guy is a master at mixing half truths with subtle lies...he tends to go through a cycle with four stages:

  1. The Lurker phase- long periods (relatively) of little or no activity...the occasional posts in this phase lack both gravity and evidence of trolling
  2. The F*&% you phase - right when the community least expects it, he'll go on a tirade about how uber retarded you are...usually his analysis in this phase is more or less correct, and at this phase he begins to build credibility...
  3. The Remission phase- after the dust has settled, he'll go into a very serious, very caring mode...his comments are reasonable, seemingly thought-out, and sometimes a little lovey-dovey, almost to the point of flambouyancy...
  4. The Troll phase- using the recent credibility he's obtained, he'll start giving tips or comment on strategy...at first, he'll seem reasonable, but as time goes on this expert troll will gradually integrate small lies and misinformation into his "advice"...very often, people defer to his "advice", falling into a cleverly built troll trap...even the wisest forum members sometimes get caught by RiddleKing...

Reviewed by Seleuceia


Ue_Carbon-

This guy is a true shit disturber, a "real player" if you will...

His strategy is simple...first, he'll align with the modders and troll the MP crowd...then he'll troll the modders, alienating himself from his own kind...then he'll get on TeamSpeak and tell his modder friends how great they are...somehow this master strategy results in modder vs. MP forum battles of epic proportions, and at the end of the day everyone forgets the subtle manipulations he performed...

He is also infamous for the "Bomber Rage Quit" or BRQ...simply amassing a large fleet of bombers almost guarantees a rage quit from this troll, leaving his wingmen to fend for themselves...

Reviewed by Seleuceia

 

Sareth-

One could call Sareth tenacious and determined...or one could call him just stubborn and hard-headed...his trolling scheme usually starts with a controversial topic or suggestion from which he will adopt a ridiculous position...his "opinions" are followed by walls of psuedo-logic that easily persuade the feeble-minded...only the strong willed can see through his deceit...

This troll is so good at trolling, he'll even sometimes troll himself and actually believe what he is saying...this only makes him more convincing, more determined, and more dangerous...only the well-prepared and strong-willed should fight this dangerous foe...

Reviewed by Seleuceia

 

Volt_Cruelerz-

With this troll comes the age-old adage that silence is deadly...

for his silence is only interrupted by occasional posts that contribute to the general paranoia which serves as a barricade to newer players.

When he does post something out of the blue, it will most often be some kind of rage-filled comment against the many changes that the Sins devs have not implemented in order to make the game better for all players. Use extreme caution when approaching him on these grounds.

He is shamelessly antisocial and will rebuff all attempts to fraternize with him with strange comments about his mods or just nothing at all...

In spite of his trollish behaviors, he has shown himself to be dedicated to his mods and to be coherent on that account, warranting him a tier two placement.


Huymac-

He is a notorious Ironclad Online chat troll. He's an asian fella with a little man complex, who's favorite sins pastime is to tell everyone how great he is.  He is a banker who shamelessly steals from the mouths of the poor to give to his already lavish lifestyle.  He is also quite proud of this fact.  Aside from shouting his own praise, his other pastime is to initiate arguments online and lose them.  He is a notorious Ironclad Online chat troll.

Reviewed by Sareth

 

BrazilianJoe-

This troll is most commonly known for making threads on the forum that contain the word "official", making new victims believe that Brazillian_Joe is a Stardock or Ironclad representative. Even though he may be a tier two troll, this guy is a serious thread to your health.

Besides making his own threads seem very official, this Brazillian troll also declares threads from legitimate forum users (and sometimes even threads made by other trolls too!), unoffical. Making newcomers think that Joe - pretending to be a StarClad representative - knows best and therefore they will listen to him rather than to innocent forum users, whose threads are banished into the deeper layers of the forums, where they will remain unseen for a long long time...

Luckily, numerous smarter trolls (mostly the tier 1 trolls), have pointed out to the newbies that Brazillian_Joe is a cheap troll instead of a StarClad rep, and now most forum regulars are very aware of him. Joe lies under heavy fire regularly these days, being stuck at +9 karma for weeks by now. This does not make him any less of a try-hard though, and he continues to bring more dangerous trolls and influential forum regulars down with seemingly official statements.

Remember, once the Brazillian troll starts to post replies that are filled with words that no one can even find in the regular dictionary, get the hell out of that thread! For if you stay too long, his Brazillian voodoo-magic will draw you nearer and nearer to becoming a slave of the Brazillian troll... An average Joe!

 

 

Polistes-

This troll enjoys such a low rating because we have yet to determine just what his motivations are for trolling the rest of us. He is most certainly enjoys the thrill he gets from making all of the pro gamers mad, but otherwise his presence is quite mysterious. He is coherent and intelligent, which also prevent him from getting higher up in the tiers.

Polistes is widely known for flaming the pro gamer portion of the Sins community and going off on tirades about how Single Players don't care anything for balance and they just want to have fun. When the modders respond to him, he just ignores them, and instead continues to berate the targeted pro gamer(s) until he feels that they have been sufficiently riled. Then he turns around and attempts to make you feel like you have wronged him somehow.

In order to avoid making him mad, attempt to make him feel better about himself with pictures of cats and cookies and bunnies. This will most certainly help keep his infamous 10-post barrages down to a minimum.

Also, do not mix Seleuceia and Polistes. They do not seem to get along well. Reviewed by KrdaxDrkrun.




TIER 3- SPECIAL TIER


Yarlen-

This troll has such a low placement because us Forumites have a soft spot in our hearts for him and we do not want to embrace the truth:

Yarlen is renowned for making promises void of any substance and for making vague references to incoming content for the game.

There is no denying his dedication to the forums, as it seems that he is the only developer who even reads what we write...

In spite of that, it is generally felt that he does this not out of some obligation to the community, but out of some demonic thirst for fresh ideas, which he promptly consumes, leaving vague promises in his wake.

Beware, if you see him in your threads, it is not because he is looking for fresh ideas to implement into the game, but because he is looking for newer players to drain the life force from.

Now we know why certain people have such brief stints on the forums:

Yarlen is on the hunt.

 

Kryo-

This denizen of the forums is well-loved by all who appreciate the fine art of being able to pass lots of things off to other people.

He is well-known for his infrequent postings making mention of the feared "Contact Stardock Support" in response to a problem...

but, not to worry, as Stardock Support is very good at fixing problems, and it usually only takes them a week or so to solve a problem that could've been solved in a few minutes...

We've always figured that it was never Kryo's fault that he didn't have the time to answer our questions, so we give him a tier three ranking.

Newcomers beware though, Kryo has a severe dislike of spam posters, which he appears to share with another denizen by the name of Jafo. So, in order to stay on his good side, do not post useless threads, or you will soon discover just why his name is Kryo.

 


MEGALOMANIACAL BORES-

 

Ryat -

More celebrity than a real troll. Will do everything to be visible (wonder why didn't he published his sex tape yet)

Usually he is shallow and has nothing to say but will write a lot of sensless comments just to get some karma.

Ignoring him is strongly suggested

Reviewed by Quar

 

Howdidyoudothat-

How used to be a cool guy. But time passed and How got old and entered andropause.

Now he danies everything he used to do. He is dead earnest and deadly boring.

With age came paranoia. In Howthe's case, it's serious, he sees little blue people everywhere like a drunk who sees white    mouses.

With delusions came a hipocrisy and megalomania which drove him to become a denunciator.

All that fits him perfectly to MEGALOMANIACAL BORES category.

 

(pathetic)ACHIEVEMENT WHORES-

 

BOTA99

Polistes

Yurka_Sanctuary

Warpeeg

Classicvibe

ogoor

 

JUST WHORES-

 

SemazRalan- "yeah, I'm just a whore"

 

SELEUCEIA TIER-

Empty so far. No idea who should I put here.

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June 8, 2012 10:14:18 PM from Sins of a Solar Empire Forums Sins of a Solar Empire Forums

Everyone is flawed in their own way so I don't care about petty things like this unless it's incredibly egregious.

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June 8, 2012 11:23:57 PM from Sins of a Solar Empire Forums Sins of a Solar Empire Forums

Oooh, now that we have a tier list I really need to up my troll game.

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June 8, 2012 11:32:01 PM from Sins of a Solar Empire Forums Sins of a Solar Empire Forums

I'm extremely offended at all the wannabes trolling a thread that is clearly all about me.

What the heck is wrong with you people...and where's my CD?

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June 8, 2012 11:45:07 PM from Sins of a Solar Empire Forums Sins of a Solar Empire Forums

Sinperium

Troll whose life ambition is to become a pop superstar

allegedly took up the alias 'worldstrider' and used it to troll countless forumites into oblivion

while many view this theory to be bunk, it must be said now that this theory has now been confirmed along with the theory that Ryat was the one who was behind the infamous "I blame Ryat thread"

Countless thousands are shocked by Sinperium's blatant disregard for decency and propriety, and by his frequent postings of unintelligible gobbledygook on a near-daily basis.

This scandalous figure relishes the attention we give him and often makes posts about himself just to be able to read something that he has written.

This troll deserves a tier higher than the ones already present.

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June 9, 2012 12:13:16 AM from Sins of a Solar Empire Forums Sins of a Solar Empire Forums

Sinperium:

Here we have a real piece of work. Most trolls try to be funny once in a thread, and if no one reacts to their post then they move on...but Sinperium, nooooooo, he keeps trolling, even when he gets no attention or reactions...he also uses references and jokes that require an IQ of at least 190 (or below 50) in order to understand....

One would say he's only in the trolling business for the honor (and not the attention) if it weren't for the arrogant/self-depracating multiple personalities that he continually exhibits...

He is particularly feared in the modding circle for pushing work on other people....asking "When are you going to finish my mod?" is his number two past time, just behind insulting MP players and their mothers...

Ue_Carbon:

This guy is a true shit disturber, a "real player" if you will...

His strategy is simple...first, he'll align with the modders and troll the MP crowd...then he'll troll the modders, alienating himself from his own kind...then he'll get on TeamSpeak and tell his modder friends how great they are...somehow this master strategy results in modder vs. MP forum battles of epic proportions, and at the end of the day everyone forgets the subtle manipulations he performed...

He is also infamous for the "Bomber Rage Quit" or BRQ...simply amassing a large fleet of bombers almost guarantees a rage quit from this troll, leaving his wingmen to fend for themselves...

RiddleKing:

This guy is a master at mixing half truths with subtle lies...he tends to go through a cycle with four stages:

  1. The Lurker phase- long periods (relatively) of little or no activity...the occasional posts in this phase lack both gravity and evidence of trolling
  2. The F*&% you phase - right when the community least expects it, he'll go on a tirade about how uber retarded you are...usually his analysis in this phase is more or less correct, and at this phase he begins to build credibility...
  3. The Remission phase- after the dust has settled, he'll go into a very serious, very caring mode...his comments are reasonable, seemingly thought-out, and sometimes a little lovey-dovey, almost to the point of flambouyancy...
  4. The Troll phase- using the recent credibility he's obtained, he'll start giving tips or comment on strategy...at first, he'll seem reasonable, but as time goes on this expert troll will gradually integrate small lies and misinformation into his "advice"...very often, people defer to his "advice", falling into a cleverly built troll trap...even the wisest forum members sometimes get caught by RiddleKing...

Sareth:

One could call Sareth tenacious and determined...or one could call him just stubborn and hard-headed...his trolling scheme usually starts with a controversial topic or suggestion from which he will adopt a ridiculous position...his "opinions" are followed by walls of psuedo-logic that easily persuade the feeble-minded...only the strong willed can see through his deceit...

This troll is so good at trolling, he'll even sometimes troll himself and actually believe what he is saying...this only makes him more convincing, more determined, and more dangerous...only the well-prepared and strong-willed should fight this dangerous foe...

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June 9, 2012 12:13:51 AM from Sins of a Solar Empire Forums Sins of a Solar Empire Forums

Sorry Krx didn't see your post...

 

 

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June 9, 2012 12:31:33 AM from Sins of a Solar Empire Forums Sins of a Solar Empire Forums

Quoting James_Raynor,
You know guys, the first second I come on the forum I read this thread.

Raynor's presence on this Troll thread weighs HEAVILY upon my heart.

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June 9, 2012 12:35:48 AM from Sins of a Solar Empire Forums Sins of a Solar Empire Forums

Successful trolls don't care if they get a reaction--it's the principle that must be upheld.  What thinks the mewling crowd is of no concern.

I have had conversations long into the night with my self and other selves and we all agree that I am right--always. If I was someone else and knew me, I would think I was arrogant too.  Since I am me, I know it's brilliance simply not understandable to mundane minds--for whom I have no concern anyway.

The failure to compel others to do my mod for me is my greatest trolling failure but again--principle requires I continue.

As to jokes, I conclude with two crafted for you and dedicated to those with open minds who know mermaids are real (and thus demonstrate their higher enlightenment)...


Q: What size brassieres do mermaids wear?

A: Sea Cups,

 

Q: Why does the IRS never catch mermaid tax cheats?

A: They keep all their money in offshore banks.

 

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June 9, 2012 12:43:07 AM from Sins of a Solar Empire Forums Sins of a Solar Empire Forums

Quoting Sinperium,
Successful trolls don't care if they get a reaction--it's the principle that must be upheld.  What thinks the mewling crowd is of no concern.

I have had conversations long into the night with Madness and we both agree that I shall consume--everything. If I was someone else and knew me, I would think I was fat too.  Since I am me, I know my fatness is simply not concievable to your puny little limited minds--for which I have no concern anyway.

The failure to compel others to feed my hunger is my greatest trolling failure but again--principle requires I continue.

As to jokes, I conclude with two crafted for you and dedicated to those with open minds who know mermaids are real (and thus demonstrate their higher enlightenment)...




Q: What size brassieres do mermaids wear?

A: Sea Cups,

 

Q: Why does the IRS never catch mermaid tax cheats?

A: They keep all their money in offshore banks.

 

 

I think my computer is having some issues. It asks me my mother's maiden name, then tells me I don't have parents.

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June 9, 2012 1:37:09 AM from Sins of a Solar Empire Forums Sins of a Solar Empire Forums

I threaten my computer's family when it tries to do that to me.  Works every time.

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June 9, 2012 1:42:14 AM from Sins of a Solar Empire Forums Sins of a Solar Empire Forums

Quoting Seleuceia,




RiddleKing:

This guy is a master at mixing half truths with subtle lies...he tends to go through a cycle with four stages:


The Lurker phase- long periods (relatively) of little or no activity...the occasional posts in this phase lack both gravity and evidence of trolling
The F*&% you phase - right when the community least expects it, he'll go on a tirade about how uber retarded you are...usually his analysis in this phase is more or less correct, and at this phase he begins to build credibility...
The Remission phase- after the dust has settled, he'll go into a very serious, very caring mode...his comments are reasonable, seemingly thought-out, and sometimes a little lovey-dovey, almost to the point of flambouyancy...
The Troll phase- using the recent credibility he's obtained, he'll start giving tips or comment on strategy...at first, he'll seem reasonable, but as time goes on this expert troll will gradually integrate small lies and misinformation into his "advice"...very often, people defer to his "advice", falling into a cleverly built troll trap...even the wisest forum members sometimes get caught by RiddleKing...

 

[e digicons]:')[/e]

I will not deny anything you have said-but it just means im human.. im sometimes afk cos i have a job, get angry, kind and make mistakes in strategic suggestions but most of the time im right. 

 

Quoting Seleuceia,


Sareth:

One could call Sareth tenacious and determined...or one could call him just stubborn and hard-headed...his trolling scheme usually starts with a controversial topic or suggestion from which he will adopt a ridiculous position...his "opinions" are followed by walls of psuedo-logic that easily persuade the feeble-minded...only the strong willed can see through his deceit...

This troll is so good at trolling, he'll even sometimes troll himself and actually believe what he is saying...this only makes him more convincing, more determined, and more dangerous...only the well-prepared and strong-willed should fight this dangerous foe...

 

Lets not forget i was the one who was on the front line fighting the war while you all cowardly sat behind me when sareth and mayall came into the forums pouncing about with their heads between there legs, disagreeing with good advice and trolling night and day.

In normal times, evil would be fought by good. But in times like these, well, it should be fought by another kind of evil.

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June 9, 2012 1:47:26 AM from Sins of a Solar Empire Forums Sins of a Solar Empire Forums

Quoting RiddleKing,
Lets not forget i was the one who was on the front line fighting the war while you all cowardly sat behind me when sareth and mayall came into the forums pouncing about with their heads between there legs, disagreeing with good advice and trolling night and day.

Maybe you should have come to the Gravity Central Cafe, where there is no war. Only light shows and poker.

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June 9, 2012 1:55:44 AM from Sins of a Solar Empire Forums Sins of a Solar Empire Forums

Quoting Yurka_Sanctuary,

Quoting RiddleKing, reply 61Lets not forget i was the one who was on the front line fighting the war while you all cowardly sat behind me when sareth and mayall came into the forums pouncing about with their heads between there legs, disagreeing with good advice and trolling night and day.

Maybe you should have come to the Gravity Central Cafe, where there is no war. Only light shows and poker.

 

they will always be a war against noobs who want to fight a loosing battle..

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June 9, 2012 1:57:06 AM from Sins of a Solar Empire Forums Sins of a Solar Empire Forums

SQUIRRELS!

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June 9, 2012 1:58:37 AM from Sins of a Solar Empire Forums Sins of a Solar Empire Forums

Quoting Ryat,
SQUIRRELS!

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June 9, 2012 2:02:06 AM from Sins of a Solar Empire Forums Sins of a Solar Empire Forums

Got that going as well.

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June 9, 2012 2:08:01 AM from Sins of a Solar Empire Forums Sins of a Solar Empire Forums

Quoting RiddleKing,
they will always be a war against noobs who want to fight a loosing battle..

This is why we need you and Qu4r...to fight noobs like me...

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June 9, 2012 2:09:46 AM from Sins of a Solar Empire Forums Sins of a Solar Empire Forums

I guess I'll just drink everything myself. Or wait for noob captains to join in.

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June 9, 2012 2:16:35 AM from Sins of a Solar Empire Forums Sins of a Solar Empire Forums

woah woah woah. i am so dissapointed that i have been away from the computer and didn't get to see this.

consider naming another list after Ryat, fanboy of fanboys: "bitter MP trolls".  if you have to ask if you are on this list, you aren't on it.

oh Ryat, you're bad.  not really just bad at trolling, but just bad bro.  just bad, quit while you are ahead behind.

p.s. tier 3 should be named "speshul" not "special".  gawsh. 

p.p.s. more thought out post coming tomorrow when i'm not shitfaced. 

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June 9, 2012 2:20:20 AM from Sins of a Solar Empire Forums Sins of a Solar Empire Forums

Quoting Yurka_Sanctuary,


I guess I'll just drink everything myself. Or wait for noob captains to join in.

 

They is such a thing as noob titans and noob jedi..they exist. If im not mistaken then  Mecha fits this category. Where there good at mp but have gone blown out troll while venting from corvettes to the fact they didn't wipe their ass because somebody forgot to buy toilet paper. Poor old yarlen was recently verbally assaulted by Selec, Mecha and Sareth. 

I have to step in since he can't defend himself cos of hes honor and well being. There's no hiding place for you noobs-i'll find you and put you under tons of rubble. 

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June 9, 2012 2:31:05 AM from Sins of a Solar Empire Forums Sins of a Solar Empire Forums

Quoting Nightraid3r,
consider naming another list after Ryat, fanboy of fanboys: "bitter MP trolls". if you have to ask if you are on this list, you aren't on it.

Am I on that list?

Quoting Nightraid3r,
oh Ryat, you're bad. not really just bad at trolling, but just bad bro. just bad, quit while you are ahead behind.

Let me think about that.

No.

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June 9, 2012 2:50:03 AM from Sins of a Solar Empire Forums Sins of a Solar Empire Forums

Hold me closer, tiny hamster.

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June 9, 2012 3:26:53 AM from Sins of a Solar Empire Forums Sins of a Solar Empire Forums

@ Seleucia

Sareth:

One could call Sareth tenacious and determined...or one could call him just stubborn and hard-headed...his trolling scheme usually starts with a controversial topic or suggestion from which he will adopt a ridiculous position...his "opinions" are followed by walls of psuedo-logic that easily persuade the feeble-minded...only the strong willed can see through his deceit...

This troll is so good at trolling, he'll even sometimes troll himself and actually believe what he is saying...this only makes him more convincing, more determined, and more dangerous...only the well-prepared and strong-willed should fight this dangerous foe...

Funny post! I do enjoy that it tells me that seleucia at least has a measure of actual respect.  Thank you, I think i'll curtsy to that .

Also, for the record, I don't have an agenda to decieve. I may use chaotic emotional triggers on the readers mind to distract it, yet I'll still be holding true to what I say so that even after the confusion has left you, rereading the post without emotional distraction will actually yield some worthy fruit.  I just enjoy causing emotional distraction, I even stir it up sometimes for my own twisted pleasure.  Thats probably why i'm on the list .

As for riddleking's descriptionI really laughed hard about this one.  Hes had a few cycles like this so far, lol.

@ Riddleking

Lets not forget I was the one who was on the front line fighting the war while you all cowardly sat behind me when sareth and mayall came into the forums pouncing about with their heads between there legs, disagreeing with good advice and trolling night and day.

If that "good advice" you imply in this statement was your own, I can easily quote what you typed again and rip it apart with a slight puff of my hot air.

Also, i'll not have someone take credit for my victories.

I fought mayall quite handily. His influence on the forums broke when I got the info out (by his own admission) that he wasn't even in the beta, while trying to influence the beta. 

In normal times evil would be fought by good. But in times like these, well, it should be fought by another kind of evil.

lol.  I'm glad to see your writing is improving.  I'll give you that riddleking, you are the most improved troll.  You went from nothing, spewing weak attacks and baseless acusations with a simple mentality, to actually making good comments on some things. Like actually good comments(this is a very recent development i might add). I am really quite amazed to see the mental explosion you have had. Its like, beautiful.

I take some credit for your increased IQ.  After all, if you were word fencing with chumps you wouldn't have much growth at all.

@ Mechalenin

The only reason Mechalenin had to put this thread out there was to keep himself off of the "tier 1" troll list because he can't actually earn it in his responses.  Yep I said it.

Whatcha gonna do big boy?

-gloves come off-

Wanna dance?

P.S. see my thread http://forums.sinsofasolarempire.com/426509

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June 9, 2012 3:51:59 AM from Sins of a Solar Empire Forums Sins of a Solar Empire Forums

Quoting sareth01,
The only reason Mechalenin had to put a thread out there naming himself a top "tier 1" troll is because he can't actually earn it in his responses. Yep I said it.

Whatcha gonna do big boy?

-gloves come off-

Wanna dance?

Sareth you're a jealous attention whore. Neeext.

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Don't like Carbon's review?  Carbon likes it...where are you Carbon????  Tell them how much you like it....

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