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By on October 14, 2009 7:42:30 PM from Sins of a Solar Empire Forums Sins of a Solar Empire Forums

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In each reply, simply include the prase "I would give you karma, but" and insert a funny/rediculous reason why not to. And don't even THINK about it Anatar11. Anatar11 may now play if chosen to.

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July 21, 2012 7:03:51 PM from WinCustomize Forums WinCustomize Forums

I would give you karma but auntea's still offering some low-light opportunities... if you're game to bend over in the dark.

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July 21, 2012 7:24:20 PM from WinCustomize Forums WinCustomize Forums

I would give you karma but, you just gave someone the idea to make a horror porn. 

Or was that Twilight!   Without the porn. And no story. And no end. Oh no. 

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July 21, 2012 9:07:55 PM from WinCustomize Forums WinCustomize Forums

I would give you karma but the twilight reference made me think of my twilight years and getting long in the tooth.

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July 21, 2012 10:03:17 PM from WinCustomize Forums WinCustomize Forums

I would give you karma but, Never ending.,  I think I could handle living forever. Just gotta have a great dentist. That's the ticket. 

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July 22, 2012 2:46:45 AM from WinCustomize Forums WinCustomize Forums

I would give you karma but eternity as a vampire would suck.... as would be having to make a withdrawal at the blood bank because your date left before dessert

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July 22, 2012 9:10:55 AM from WinCustomize Forums WinCustomize Forums

Quoting starkers,
as would be having to make a withdrawal at the blood bank because your date left before dessert

I would give you karma but, maybe now you don't have to share.  Or maybe a little stealth reconnoitering for dessert is called for.  

 

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July 22, 2012 5:49:10 PM from WinCustomize Forums WinCustomize Forums

I would give you karma but I'm worried we'd meet down a dark alley one steamy night and fight over who gets the first bite of dessert.

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July 22, 2012 9:26:04 PM from WinCustomize Forums WinCustomize Forums

I would give you karma but, now that I might live forever I need all the karma I can get.  Maybe with some chocolate on it.  

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July 23, 2012 12:14:09 AM from WinCustomize Forums WinCustomize Forums

chocolate covered karma goes straight to your hips, i simply can not contribute to the decline of your immortal figure.

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July 23, 2012 4:59:56 AM from WinCustomize Forums WinCustomize Forums

I would give you karma but no amount of decline is needed.

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July 23, 2012 5:00:08 AM from WinCustomize Forums WinCustomize Forums

I would give you karma but no amount of decline is needed.

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July 23, 2012 5:22:42 AM from WinCustomize Forums WinCustomize Forums

I would give you karma but I went into decline years ago and have a phobia with karma buttons.

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July 23, 2012 8:53:23 AM from WinCustomize Forums WinCustomize Forums

I would give you karma but, you can get voice recognition.... 

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July 23, 2012 10:09:08 AM from WinCustomize Forums WinCustomize Forums

I would give you karma but my stomach turns every time I recognise the voice the Oz Prime Minister.

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July 23, 2012 10:43:29 AM from WinCustomize Forums WinCustomize Forums

I would give you karma but, my voice recognition app isn't working. 

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July 23, 2012 2:49:29 PM from WinCustomize Forums WinCustomize Forums

I would give you karma.........glub...glub...glub.

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July 23, 2012 7:24:06 PM from WinCustomize Forums WinCustomize Forums

I would give you karma but, grab the fin instead.   I'll save you. 

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July 23, 2012 10:56:57 PM from WinCustomize Forums WinCustomize Forums

Sounds fishy. Therefore, i can not give you any karma.

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July 23, 2012 11:45:53 PM from WinCustomize Forums WinCustomize Forums

I would give you karma but you've become so seldom seen that I often forget you're here.

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July 24, 2012 1:46:29 AM from WinCustomize Forums WinCustomize Forums

i will give you some  karma, after i give you some  ginko biloba.

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July 24, 2012 6:18:56 AM from WinCustomize Forums WinCustomize Forums

I would give you karma but you've been on the ginseng and horny goat weed again, haven't you!

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July 24, 2012 10:48:18 AM from WinCustomize Forums WinCustomize Forums

I would give you karma but, isn't that horny toad...  ? Regardless, I'll try it. 




{I'm j/k. don't try this at home.}

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July 24, 2012 3:09:17 PM from WinCustomize Forums WinCustomize Forums

I would give you karma but you'd wear me out by using that horny goat weed and not sharing it.

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July 24, 2012 8:46:25 PM from WinCustomize Forums WinCustomize Forums

I would give you karma but, it's a mystery. So nope on the karma. 

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July 24, 2012 10:59:49 PM from WinCustomize Forums WinCustomize Forums

I would give you karma but the mysterious is a mystery to me.

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