Sung to the tune of:
The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything.

Oh we're the pirates who destroy everything!
We just fly around, and blow shit up!
And if you ask us to spare anything,
We'll just tell you... we destroy everything!

Well I've never taken cover,
And I never put my shields up,
And I never change direction,
When I'm heading for a fall!
And I have no countermeasures,
And I never run from danger,
And I never wear a cup when I play ball!

Cuz we're the pirates who run from nothing!
We just line our ships up, and open fire!
And if we think we should run from anything,
We'll just die because... we run from nothing!

Well I never steal a spaceship,
And I never rob a player,
And I never seem to survive
So that I can spend my haul!
And I never make a profit
Unless someone posts a bounty!
And I never wear a cup when I play ball!

Cuz we're the pirates who don't steal anything!
We just risk our lives, for no reason!
If you have stuff that's worth anything,
We'll just shoot it cuz... we don't know anything!