It was announced today that the computer game known as Galactic Civilization 2 is to be outlawed and categorized as a A-class drug.
The statement was made when an emergency meeting was declared at the House of Commons. The meet was first called for by the employment minister Sit Workable in light of the absence of 50% of Britain’s work force from their place of work. The absentees where claiming they where suffering from 6010 different types of flu. Through investigation of this epidemic it was revealed that they where in-fact not ill but playing Gal Civ 2 on hard level.
Sources say that even members of the government are addicted to this new hysteria as one MP (which cannot be named ) was under suspicion after he demanded 250 billion pounds protection money from the United States government.
